Posted by
Jan@Oasis on Sunday, February 15, 2009 11:38:59 AM
Since it appears that you all are far more determined to infiltrate our country than we are to keep you out, I thought I'd give you a little glimpse into the country you think you want to take over. Here's your first clue: WE AREN'T EUROPE!
America is, or was, a bit different from the countries you have managed to worm your way into and destroy, as evidenced by a number of characteristics it might behoove you to pay attention to. Among them is, probably first and foremost, our love of life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. You may have heard of this, but probably not. It is sort of the foundation for all we are, or were, and what we base our everyday lives on. At the risk of being repetitious, let me say again that we LOVE LIFE. Not death and destruction. Not equallity, fraternity or any of those other quaint ideas from Europe and elsewhere. Life, liberty, pursuit of (not guaranteed) happiness. Simple enough, yes?
Secondly, I have to tell you that, unlike you, we also LOVE our children. This may shock you, but most of us would kill or die to protect them. Yes! We never, ever blow them up in the hope that we can take out a few Jews or westerners who don't adhere to our way of thinking. If threatened by some malevolent force (you, for instance), those of us with guns just might pull them out and SHOOT whoever it is that is threatening our children. To paraphrase Golda Meier, we love our children far more than you hate us. Though to give you your due, it isn't for lack of trying that your hate doesn't match our love.
Speaking of guns, I know that your populations do not have access to personal weapons for protection against thieves, murderers, etc., or against YOU (but I repeat myself, since those ARE you), but Americans still do. Though BO would like to change that and become more like you, I don't actually see that happening. You may see bumper stickers to the effect that "I will give up my gun when you pry it from my cold, dead hand." You may take that literally. The Second Amendment to our Constitution guarantees us the right to keep and bear arms, and oh, so many of us Americans take that literally that it will be to your benefit to do likewise. When we say, Don't Tread on Me, we are able to back that up with actual firepower. A word to the wise.
You won't find it easy in America to tell people what to eat, drink, think, do or wear. That burka thing (sorry, I don't know how to spell it and don't care enough to look it up) is going to go badly for you. Women here seem to think they can dress as they wish. I will grant you that some of them look like fashion nightmares, and far too many young girls go around looking like hookers (thanks to liberal parenting and the complete dissolution of school dress codes--or any codes--courtesy of liberal education policies), but that doesn't mean any of them are open to being told to wear a tent from head to toe. No, that isn't going to sell here. And frankly, there is nothing that American men enjoy more than the sight of a fine looking woman dressed to the nines and maybe showing some leg. You should try it. You might like it.
Alas, it is time for me to go to Church. I say alas only because I am so earnest about teaching you what you need to know. Americans, by the way, are overwhelmingly Christian and half of us adhere to Judeo-Christian values such as The Ten Commandments. I know that causes you to become agitated and wish more death and destruction on us (if indeed that is possible in your warped little brains) than ever, but it is a fact you had better swallow and digest. You will have a hard time pushing allah on most Americans. Unlike your people, we THINK. And we believe. So I shall continue my tutorial later. Feel free to chew on what I've taught you so far and see if it is within your limited minds to consider the value thereof. Happy Sunday!